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Get the perks of a wifey

without the pricey!

At Not Your Wifey LLC, we provide the benefits of a traditional homemaker—without the traditional strings. Our services are designed for busy professionals, single parents, and anyone needing an extra hand to keep their home running smoothly.

Get the perks of a wifey

without the pricey!

At Not Your Wifey LLC, we provide the benefits of a traditional homemaker—without the traditional strings. Our services are designed for busy professionals, single parents, and anyone needing an extra hand to keep their home running smoothly.

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Professional Homemaking Services for the Modern Household

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Home Organization

Turn chaos into calm with beautifully arranged, functional spaces. Let's organize your closet, kitchen, & life!

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Cleaning

From regular upkeep to deep cleans and post-construction messes, I leave every space refreshed, sanitized, and sparkling. I also offer laundry services.

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Errands & Shopping

Groceries, gift runs, last-minute birthday party supplies—we run the errands so you don’t have to.

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Home-Cooked Meals

Come home to a clean kitchen and a delicious meal waiting for you. I cook in your home using your ingredients, following your favorite recipes.

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Personal Assistance

From managing to-do lists to handling life's little details, get reliable in-home support so you stay on top of it all.

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Household Admin Tasks

I take care of household admin like paperwork, returns, scheduling, and more—so nothing slips through the cracks.

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Decor Installation

I assist with basic in-home tasks—like mounting interior decorations or assembling furniture.

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House & Pet Sitting

I provide trusted care for your home, plants and furry friends—so you can relax knowing everything’s in good hands.

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Why Hire a Professional Homemaker?

Life moves fast. Your home should feel like a haven, not a burden.

When you hire Not Your Wifey, you're getting:

  • A sharp eye for detail and deep respect for your space

  • The care of a homemaker with the skill of a contractor

  • The flexibility of an assistant with the warmth of a best friend

  • No judgment, just solutions—every time

Are you ready to alleviate some stress from your home life?

Want to come home to clean counters, folded laundry, and dinner in the oven? Let's make that happen.

Testimonials

Hear from some of my satisfied clients!

General Mounting

February 14, 2025

This was my first experience hiring someone and Lindsey didn't disappoint. I showed her what needed to be done and she went to work. The results are great and saved me tons of time and mental frustration."

Daniel W.

Cleaning

December 16, 2024

Thank you Lindsey! My mom feels so much better in her space. Lindsey has excellent communication and does a great job.

Brian H.

Cleaning

December 13, 2024

Lindsey is so easy to work with and WOW, my home is soooo clean!

Jessica L.

TV Mounting

November 11, 2024

Great job! Fast and precise.

Alex K.

General Mounting

November 7, 2024

Perfectly done and very professional.

Rachel T.

Errands

October 20, 2024

I had a weird task that required Lindsey to do a store pickup, print out UPS labels, and drop them off for shipping. She was a champ and completed the task perfectly. Her communication is awesome. I wouldn't hesitate to use her again.

Chris P.

Cleaning

October 12, 2024

Lindsey is a housecleaning magician!! She turns a disaster into beautiful order. If you want to love being in your home and RELAXING, hire Lindsey!!

Matt C.

Cleaning

October 11, 2024

Lindsey is wonderful. I needed someone to clean my old apartment for my move-out inspection and she DELIVERED. She was great with communicating and read through my task notes thoroughly. I absolutely recommend her services to anyone that needs reliable and thorough services

Emily S.

TV Mounting

February 19, 2024

Lindsey installed my TV and completed several other small projects quickly and efficiently. Very personable too!

Jason M.

Mounting

August 9, 2022

Lindsey helped us mount a handful of items in our house ranging from art pieces to mirrors and shelves. Lindsey does great work, is super efficient, and brings positive energy into the home while she's here."

Sarah & Tom L

Cleaning

June 6, 2022

The house looks great

Michael R.

Proudly Serving Kitsap & Surrounding Counties

From city condos to waterfront homes, I serve Kitsap County, Pierce County, King County and beyond with professionalism, punctuality, and heart.

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